I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
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