Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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