if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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