dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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