I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.