out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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