I seem to have left my pride at pride
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again