The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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