Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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