Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Randomize