Fuck appropriateness.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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