i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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