So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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