shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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