Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize