Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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