I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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