Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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