You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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