You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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