ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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