i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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