So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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