I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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