she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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