direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Randomize
