So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
smell my finger.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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