I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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