Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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