so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
It's just like the Real World with babies
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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