a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
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It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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