i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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