You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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