She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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