Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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