What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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