I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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