By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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