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I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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