Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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