Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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