I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He shit in the fireplace
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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