i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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