So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
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There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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