There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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