do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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