I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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