What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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