At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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