Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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