Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
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One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize