you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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