no you cant smoke seaweed
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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