I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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