I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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