I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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